by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)
Our Top Story… Not Crap
Listen, after you read the below you’ll understand why I had to lead with news of the new Spoon album and tour.
Bonus Coverage. Spoon waste not want not:
Yawn… American Music Awards… Yay Contrived Controversy
Adam Lambert has everyone frothing over his performance last night. I could give a shit. What was really off putting was that voice. I thought you had to at least be able to carry a tune to win American Idol. Speaking of that, Taylor Swift wins five.
Bonus Coverage. Adam Lambert being all coy:
More Bonus Coverage. Jennifer Lopez fell on her generous posterior during the show. Over at the industry bulletin board Velvet Rope they’re saying J. Lo’s tumble was excised from the West Coast Feed: