by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)
(Editor’s note. We apologize. Brian is in a foul mood today. The below reflects his poor attitude. It is so noted in his employee file.)
Looks Like Rod Stewart Will Keep Making His Shitty Nostalga Albums
A law firm just sued “Rod The Mod” for $3.3 Million.
Not Drugs This Time Says Amy Winehouse’s Dad
It’s worse if you can imagine. Mr. Winehouse says his daughter was hospitalized last week after one of her boob implants exploded.
Lil Wayne Guests On Gossip Girl’s Record
Someone named Leighton Meester. I don’t watch Gossip Girl. Apparently she’s on it or something. I don’t care but maybe you do.
Lil Wayne Has Fourth Lil Wayne
Dude… A rubber… Wear one. Lil Wayne has, for the fourth time, fathered an illegitimate child. If you’re scoring with us at home, that’s by four different women, and the second this fall. Sure he has money, but I doubt seriously he’ll be around much for the kids. For one thing he missed the birth due to a “prior engagement.” Asshole.
R.E.M. Begin New Album
You can follow along with video posted on their website.