Bri Blahg… Aerosmith Without Tyler? Wicker Furniture And One World Government. Music News Round Up 11/6/09

6 11 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

Beatles Win Round One, Site Takes Down 25 Cent Downloads

A judge issued the injunction yesterday. Blue Beat has other problems brewing I imagine. They claim ownership for all the thousands of songs they’re selling.

Bonus Coverage. The fine print:

More Bonus Coverage. You can’t buy the songs anymore, but a couple of minutes ago I listened to “Get Back:”

And Now To Stoke Your Paranoia

There are those who are convinced we are headed for a one world government. That’s a very bad idea. Think of it this way: If there were only one place to buy wicker furniture, that wicker furniture would be very expensive and of poor quality. One world government would be like a wicker chair with a giant hole in it. The giant hole in which your ass is stuck, the pointy wicker ends shoved in to your skin. The above is why CNN never calls to have me on Anderson Cooper. I don’t make any damn sense. Anyway some very powerful nations are working in secret on a treaty that would throw file sharers off the net FOREVER!!!!!! It’s worse than that even if the article is to be believed.

Jay Z Plots Early ‘10 Tour

It’s all here.

WTF??????????????????

Spin is speculating that Aerosmith are pondering a future without Stephen Tyler. That’s like Jack Daniels pondering a future without whiskey. Dudes, if Stephen Tyler is out, you need to hang it up. According to this thread on Velvet Rope, it has to do with Tyler being very much off the wagon.

Bonus Coverage. Cripes Aerosmith has survived everything to, for the most part, just be the five of them. The only time they weren’t was the early 80’s when guitar players Joe Perry and Brad Whitford both quit. The result was this. Not a bad song I suppose, but the album as a whole was a huge stiff:

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Bri Blahg… Bono Does What Soviets Couldn’t

5 11 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

The other night U2 played a show at the site of the former Berlin Wall to celebrate the 20th anniversary of that graffiti strewn edifice of tyranny being reduced to rubble. Oh, and if you didn’t have a ticket tough shit.

At least we’re still free to enjoy the irony.





Bri Blahg… Bruce Slates More Album Shows, Tom Waits On Twitter… Music News Round Up 11/5/09

5 11 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

Well That Didn’t Take Long, EMI Sues Blue Beat Over Beatles Downloads

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Beatles For Sale... "Abbey Road" on Blue Beat

 

Yesterday we reported on a site called Blue Beat selling Beatles downloads for a quarter. My spidey sense was heightened. How could they legally sell Beatles songs when all involved parties couldn’t even come to an agreement with Apple. Today EMI sued Blue Beat, but the songs remain available as I write. In fact Blue Beat claims ownership of the recordings they’re selling. How? Read on and shake your head.

Springsteen Announces More Album Shows

“Wild, Willing”/”River” shows coming.

No Doubt Sues Video Game Maker

Activision's Band Hero

It’s over their Avatars in Activision’s forthcoming “Band Hero.”

Bloc Party Front Man Solo

Kele Okereke is cooking it up while the band is on hiatus.

Devo Slam Through “Men” In LA

Damn… I wish I was there.

Tom Waits On Twitter

In Low Side Of The Road Waits didn’t seem to have much use for computers. That said, Waits has just opened a Twitter account.

Decemberist Readies Children’s Book

I think my girls would like “The Demise Of Whitney Rackam.”





Bri Blahg… Nirvana’s “Bleach” Deluxe Edition And The Hellhole That Spawned It

4 11 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

Nirvana "Bleach" Deluxe Edition-Sub Pop Records

Twenty years ago Nirvana’s “Bleach” seemingly lurched out of a Grays Harbor County cranberry bog. Truth be told, by 1989, the band was long gone, 50 miles east to Olympia and civilization. I lived in Nirvana’s Aberdeen for seven long months beginning in May of that year. During one three week stretch in December it rained every waking moment of every day. Aberdeen and by extension the entire county is the dreary rear hatch of hell. 20 percent unemployment will do that just as well as a few weeks of 42 degrees and drizzle. There’s only two things to do there. Go to church or drink. Sorry God I chose the latter, although in retrospect I suspect many chose both.

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Bri Blahg… Do You Say No To Slash? Kings Of Leon’s Pants And Beatles Flash. Music News Round Up 11/4/09

4 11 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

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Who Could Say No To This Face?

 

Ouch… Jack White Says No To Slash

I think it would have been cool.

I Thought He Was On A Hindu Retreat

Kanye’s working on a new record apparently.

Kings Of Leon… Fashion Gods

They’ve launched their own clothing line. Hmmmm. Seems kind of lame to me.

Still No Legal Downloads, But….

EMI is releasing limited edition Beatles flash drives.

Them Crooked Vultures Drop Free-Be

It’s a song from their upcoming debut album.

Mayer Plots Long Tour

It’s 41 dates long.

Woodie Says Stones May Tour Next Year

We’ll see.

I’d Call The Band “Litigation”

Because a judge ruled yesterday that you can’t call it Sublime.

Rhianna Is Talking

The singer is talking about the Chris Brown assault.

Sonic Youth Add Tour Dates

They’re make ups for when Lee Rinaldo broke his wrist.

Devandra Expands North American Tour

Not by that much, but there you go.

Araya To Go Under Knife, Slayer Tour Canceled

I wonder if it will be “surgery with no anesthesia?”

Bonus Coverage:

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Bri Blahg… Twit Returns With More Tweet Sized Reviews

3 11 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

Hey kids all this shit came out today. I’ll have more extensive thoughts on the two Nirvana releases later this week. They both serve as reminders as to how great they were.

Nirvana “Bleach” Deluxe Edition

Should you buy it again so you can have the Feb 1990 show in Portland. Of course you should…. Dummy.

more about “untitled“, posted with vodpod

 

Nirvana “Live At Reading”

Two and half years after the above show, this smoking shoot out. Fang and Wipers covers too! God I miss this band.

more about “untitled“, posted with vodpod

 

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Bri Blahg… It’s All Smooth Jazz All The Time With Weezer and Kenny G. Music News Round Up 11/3/09

3 11 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

Let’s Start With A Reason To Die In Your Sleep

Weezer with Kenny G?

New Releases From Weezer, Slayer, Nirvana Today

Check it out, and what the hell, be different, actually buy a stinking album instead of stealing it.

Site Selling Beatles Downloads, Shopping For Lawyers

I’m pretty sure they haven’t secured the rights… especially to sell them for a quarter a song.

Love Those Unintended Consequences

Just like narcotics, if people want illegal downloads, someone is going to pop up to fulfill their demand. A new study says the closure of Pirate Bay led to a 300 percent increase in….. wait for it….. illegal download sites.

It’s A Shitty Time To Be Lil Wayne

Last week it was the gun rap. Now he’s being sued.

Pearl Jam Raze Spectrum

The Spectrum in Philadelphia got a raucous send off Saturday courtesy Pearl Jam.

Bonus Coverage. Halloween Hijinx:

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Bri Blahg… Halloween Fun With Norwegian Black Metal!

30 10 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

Friends and family can vouch for my endless fascination with Norwegian Black Metal. Let me clarify. I’m not a follower of the form, nor do I enjoy the music. I just think it’s hilarious! Tomorrow being Halloween, I thought I’d share some of aspects of NBM I find the most side splittingly funny.

What is Norweigian Black Metal?

Well kids, that would be bands that play very fast songs about satan, death, dying, satan, hell, torture, satan, chemical weapons, hell, the economic crisis, and satan. They play at a break neck tempo because when you’re singing about evil stuff you’re so into it, you can’t wait to get to the next song you’ve written about evil. NBM front men don’t so much as sing as snarl or growl. Many even sound like Cookie Monster.

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Our Dark Lord

My guess is they’re trying to approximate what they believe to be the voice of Lucifer. Regardless, I doubt any of these gentlemen have heard Lucifer speak (or sing), so they do the best they can based on available evidence. All that said, the sound of your average Norwegian Black Metal band is really secondary. Though fans of the genre will stab you with a sword for saying so, they all sound the same. The visuals are everything. All NBM bands must have the following:

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Bri Blahg… Biscuits Alive, Jacko Still Dead, Lady Gaga Bald… Music News Round Up 10/30/09

30 10 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

Foo Fighters Plan Weekend Facebook Gig, People You Haven’t Thought Of In Years Will Watch

Details here on what I believe is Facebook’s first online concert.

Biscuits Alive?

Yesterday it was reported here, and everywhere that Chuck Biscuits had died. Throat cancer said the reports. Turns out it was a hoax. I don’t think the legendary Circle Jerks, Black Flag, DOA, Social Distortion and Danzig drummer had anything to do with it, but we have much yet to learn.

Bonus Coverage. Let’s celebrate life!

Ledger Directed Video Surfaces

Before his death Heath Ledger helmed a clip for Aussie rapper N’fa.

Bonus Coverage:

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Bri Blahg… My Bloody Hand, Billy Don’t Get That Vaccine, and RIP Chuck Biscuits. Music News Round Up 10/29/09

29 10 2009

by Brian Phillips (@BrianBlahg)

U2 Free Show Marks Berlin Wall Fall

20 years already eh. There’s a whole generation of self centered, poorly educated children that have no clue what this is all about. Put down your cell phone and get yourself up to speed.

Rock Band Who Coming?

I predict many broken video game “guitars” and bloody hands as dorks like me attempt to imitate our hero Pete Townshend.

Bonus Coverage. Damn I love The Who:

Nirvana Reading DVD/CD/LP Draws Near

November 3rd I become lighter in the wallet.

Bonus Coverage. “Blew.” Reading. 1992:

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